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Love the anti-sit thing you got going here. I wonder, once all cities and possible places for fatter and fatter asses to perch are covered in sharp or otherwise unhappy anti-sit formations, will we evolve into anal thrashing sit-everywhere enthusiasts?

Also, why does Starbucks always seem to lean to the buttplug anti-sit? Perhaps they are on the leading edge of this evolution. I can't be the only one who hears their army of knobby soldiers singing, "Come on ova to my plug!"

SWABP